To all the morons out there...

In my head I won a nobel prize

In my head I’m friends with Oprah

In my head I’m a renowned writer,

         One who matters

In my head I’m the world’s focus

   My every word is important

   My every move is worth covering

In my head I’m a bestselling author

In my head I’m better than Paulo Coelho

In my head everyone is interested to

               Know me

In my head I’m the reason why the world

             Is a better place

In my head my existence matter

In my head I’m named by people’s magazine

      The no.1 most influential person

In my head I build an effective education system

In my head I’m the reason behind every

             Great change

In my head I’m a supermom

            One whose kids look up to her

In my head I’m flawless

In my head I’m the perfection of

           Mankind

In my head I’m fabulous

In my head I’m the one who

        Sets the standards

In my head I’m always smiling

In my head I reach satisfaction

In my head I’m a mogul

In my head I’m the source of

          Power

In my head I die a noble death

In my head I leave while

          Praying

In my head I live the full life

In my head the whole world

         Mourns my death

In my head I die young

        Never to be forgotten

In my head I’m larger than life

So please,

the next time you see me don’t just tell me I’m beautiful